I do not comprehend

Warning : Long ass post



You know the times where you're just bored out of your own mind and porn just isn't as entertaining as it should have been. You'd search through the whole contact list in your MSN messenger to look for the perfect victim for one of your mischiefs.





Thats what I did and behold, The Chronicles of Jan Yong : The Verb, The Grammar and the Dumbass.


Victim : Suezan
Age : 19
Bimbometer : [ | | | | | | | ] - 80%
Codename : Waterfish ( 水 魚 : shui yi)




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It starts with...




♪ sυεzαи. says:
why i never hear you speaking in chinese


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
coz my chinese sux


♪ sυεzαи. says:
i think so too


♪ sυεzαи. says:
haha


♪ sυεzαи. says:
like a banana boy only


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
then wad


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
like u ah


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
chinabeng only


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
speak england so lousy


♪ sυεzαи. says:
lousy meh


♪ sυεzαи. says:
you sux lah. say i chinabeng



<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
i suck


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
not i sux


♪ sυεzαи. says:
what's the differnt between i suck and i sux.



One thing, I don't know why..



<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
it'll be


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
you suck


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
or suezan sucks


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
not you sucks


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
and suezan suck


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
understand or not



I doesn't even matter how hard you try...



♪ sυεzαи. says:
OMG i said you sux lah. since when i used the S


♪ sυεzαи. says:
where got s you tell me lah. open your eye wider


♪ sυεzαи. says:
do you need another pair of spec


♪ sυεzαи. says:
GRR


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
SUX = SUCKS


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
U DUMBO


♪ sυεzαи. says:
you say only what


♪ sυεzαи. says:
my sux is equal to SUCK without the S


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
HOW DOES SUX SOUND LIKE SUCK


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
wtf


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
u made ur own language somemore


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
so sorry i couldnt understand YOUR language

♪ sυεzαи. says:
sux is pronounce at suck wihout S


♪ sυεzαи. says:
is international language lah


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
sorry sorry i'm wrong


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
you're right


♪ sυεzαи. says:
talking to your make me IQ goes lower HAHA


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
sorry la i stupid mar... i didnt know that language so hard to understand


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
lucky you teach me or else ppl sure laugh at me


♪ sυεzαи. says:
i want to ask are you just been sarcastic or what


<.Jan-Yong.> said : "I'm sane, its the world that's crazy!" says:
i might be



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In the end, I couldn't comprehend. I'm still pretty shocked actually. Thought it might be fun to share it with you guys, no?

Peace out! =)